When I started reviewing sex toys, one of the first ones to catch my eye was the Orchid G from Babeland. I had only had straight vibrators before, so the angled head was super captivating. I put off trying it out for a while, though, because it’s so thin. As it turns out, my worries were not in vain.

Sure, it’s waterproof and that’s awesome… It’s purple and sparkly, which is nice. Besides that, though, I really can’t think of anything to say about it. It’s way too thin; I felt like I needed another vibrator besides this one for actual penetration. It’s got one speed, when it says it’s supposed to vary, and this one speed is not at all satisfying. It was hard to keep it on my G-spot, as it kept turning over, and unless it’s directly on the G-spot, there’s nothing to gain from it. I am really, really disappointed with this toy.

I feel bad, cause I can usually find something positive to say about anything, but with this I just really can’t. I’m struggling to find words to say at all, even bad. I’m just completely speechless over this thing… Overall a big fat F from me. Unless the G stands for “God Awful”, in which case I’d have to give it an A+.

When I first saw the Julian Stud Ring, I knew I had to try it. I’ve never used a cock ring before, and, seeing how I’m pretty girthy, I didn’t know what size to get. I decided that the Julian’s Stud Ring from Babeland was my best bet, seeing as it’s fully adjustable. When it came in the mail, I instantly had to try it out.

I had high hopes, incredibly high hopes, for the Stud Ring, thinking that it would be God’s gift to man. I mean, c’mon! Something that prolongs sex and just generally makes it better? You can’t ask for much more than that. Instead, I was actually really, really disappointed with it, in more ways than one: Trying to find a way to make it fit tightly enough but still be comfortable was virtually impossible, the ends of the string coming off were more of a pain in the ass than anything else, and when I finally got it to a semi-comfortable position, it made sex more painful than I’ve ever experienced before. And above all, I didn’t even get off.

I can see this being a good product for people that are into BDSM or if you’re interested in straight up not cumming. And I don’t know about you, but I really enjoy cumming. I really have to give this thing two thumbs down.

I’m working on a new layout, but instead of closing everything down while I did it, I figured I’d keep it open. Bad idea, cause I’ve fucked some shit up and can’t figure out how to fix it. The header is fucked. The sidebars are fucked. The content is fucked. There’s no padding anywhere. It’s driving me crazy, but every time I fix one thing, something else goes wrong. I’m waiting for my good friend Bobbo will be willing to help me out in the next couple of days. I don’t want this place to look like shit much longer than that.

As for my affiliate sites: The code is there, the images aren’t showing up. I can’t figure out why. I’ll make sure that’s an A#1 priority. :)

I’ve only seen a couple episodes of Sex in the City, but one of the first ones I ever saw featured the Elastomer Rabbit Habit, and I was instantly intrigued. I was only 15 or 16 at the time, so there was no chance of getting one. Now, almost 10 years later, I’ve finally gotten my hands on one, thanks to Babeland, and it’s everything I ever dreamed and more.

It’s girthy, which is really important to me. It’s got the beads that turn in the middle, which is absolutely fabulous. The rabbit is in the perfect spot for clitoral stimulation, which is wonderful. It’s got two different switches – One for the vibrator, and one for the rabbit. It’s absolutely perfect. It feels amazing. It’s really hard for me to get off, but this one did it for me. That’s definitely saying something.

I couldn’t have asked for a better vibrator. I wish I was more into masturbating so I could use it more, but I’m really not. Thank God Hubby likes to play with toys!