Hello and welcome to Take Me Nowhere, a review blog catering specifically to sex toys! We are Ally and Jay. Ally is a 24-year-old web developer, writer, marijuana law reform activist, and blogger; Jay is a gamer and blogger. We're from New York. We are lucky enough to be connected with a few of the best online adult toy stores, and will always share our honest opinions about the toys we receive. Once a month, we will also hold a giveaway to share the fun with our readers. Learn More...

Glorious is the First Word to Come to Mind

Posted by Ally on Jun 23, 2010 at 12:44 am
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I’ve only seen a couple episodes of Sex in the City, but one of the first ones I ever saw featured the Elastomer Rabbit Habit, and I was instantly intrigued. I was only 15 or 16 at the time, so there was no chance of getting one. Now, almost 10 years later, I’ve finally gotten [...]

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Impulse Flexi Rabbit: Intriguing, but Rather Dissapointing

Posted by Ally on Jun 23, 2010 at 12:28 am
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I recently received the Impulse Flexi Rabbit, very excited because it was the first rabbit I’ve ever owned and I’ve wanted one for years. I immediately opened it and put the batteries in to turn it on and check out the settings. It’s got seven different vibration settings, ranging from really soft to really different [...]

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Our Story: The Very Beginning

Posted by Ally on Jun 7, 2010 at 11:30 pm
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Everyone has one, right? Seeing as this is now a relationship blog, I should probably give you the details of our relationship… Our story starts out in 2002, when I was in eleventh grade, he in twelfth. We went to different schools, but we spent half a day at a Vo-Tech school. After my core [...]

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