To go along with our reviews, we’re working on implementing a rating system into Take Me Nowhere so that our readers can better tell what we think of the products we receive, in case you want something other than our words. In addition to the rating system, which should be up in the next couple [...]

I know I said I was going to keep it private, but I changed my mind. I’m going to keep my whole network public, instead of keeping the best parts of me to myself. By taking on an alias and creating a new personal website, I feel like I’m hiding from something when I have [...]

When I started reviewing sex toys, one of the first ones to catch my eye was the Orchid G from Babeland. I had only had straight vibrators before, so the angled head was super captivating. I put off trying it out for a while, though, because it’s so thin. As it turns out, my worries [...]

When I first saw the Julian Stud Ring, I knew I had to try it. I’ve never used a cock ring before, and, seeing how I’m pretty girthy, I didn’t know what size to get. I decided that the Julian’s Stud Ring from Babeland was my best bet, seeing as it’s fully adjustable. When it [...]