Hello and welcome to Take Me Nowhere, a review blog catering specifically to sex toys! We are Ally and Jay. Ally is a 24-year-old web developer, writer, marijuana law reform activist, and blogger; Jay is a gamer and blogger. We're from New York. We are lucky enough to be connected with a few of the best online adult toy stores, and will always share our honest opinions about the toys we receive. Once a month, we will also hold a giveaway to share the fun with our readers. Learn More...

Excuse the Appearance

Posted on Jul 8, 2010 at 02:35 am
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I’m working on a new layout, but instead of closing everything down while I did it, I figured I’d keep it open. Bad idea, cause I’ve fucked some shit up and can’t figure out how to fix it. The header is fucked. The sidebars are fucked. The content is fucked. There’s no padding anywhere. It’s [...]

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Moving in a Different Direction

Posted on May 3, 2010 at 01:14 am
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I’ve decided that Take Me Nowhere is going to go in a different direction from now on. Instead of being my personal blog, it’s going to be a relationship blog. Both Hubby and I will post different things about our relationship, relationship tips, and product reviews. I am still keeping a personal blog, and if [...]

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WP Webhost: Hosting for WordPress Made Easy

Posted on Dec 15, 2008 at 03:18 am
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A couple of months ago, I received an email from Foress over at WP WebHost, offering an unbeatable hosting package. I have to admit, at first I thought it was a scam and I was extremely weary of switching. I exchanged several emails with him to make sure that it was legitimate before I made [...]

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