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	<title>Take Me Nowhere</title>
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		<title>The Orchid G Gets an F from Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I started reviewing sex toys, one of the first ones to catch my eye was the Orchid G from Babeland. I had only had straight vibrators before, so the angled head was super captivating. I put off trying it out for a while, though, because it&#8217;s so thin. As it turns out, my worries [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Close, but No Cigar</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I first saw the Julian Stud Ring, I knew I had to try it. I&#8217;ve never used a cock ring before, and, seeing how I&#8217;m pretty girthy, I didn&#8217;t know what size to get. I decided that the Julian&#8217;s Stud Ring from Babeland was my best bet, seeing as it&#8217;s fully adjustable. When it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://takemenowhere.org/reviews/close-cigar</link>
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		<title>Excuse the Appearance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m working on a new layout, but instead of closing everything down while I did it, I figured I&#8217;d keep it open. Bad idea, cause I&#8217;ve fucked some shit up and can&#8217;t figure out how to fix it. The header is fucked. The sidebars are fucked. The content is fucked. There&#8217;s no padding anywhere. It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://takemenowhere.org/general/excuse-appearance</link>
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		<title>Glorious is the First Word to Come to Mind</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve only seen a couple episodes of Sex in the City, but one of the first ones I ever saw featured the Elastomer Rabbit Habit, and I was instantly intrigued. I was only 15 or 16 at the time, so there was no chance of getting one. Now, almost 10 years later, I&#8217;ve finally gotten [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://takemenowhere.org/reviews/glorious-word-mind</link>
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		<title>Impulse Flexi Rabbit: Intriguing, but Rather Dissapointing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently received the Impulse Flexi Rabbit, very excited because it was the first rabbit I&#8217;ve ever owned and I&#8217;ve wanted one for years. I immediately opened it and put the batteries in to turn it on and check out the settings. It&#8217;s got seven different vibration settings, ranging from really soft to really different [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://takemenowhere.org/reviews/impulse-flexi-rabbit-intriguing-dissapointing</link>
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		<title>Our Story: The Very Beginning</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Everyone has one, right? Seeing as this is now a relationship blog, I should probably give you the details of our relationship&#8230; Our story starts out in 2002, when I was in eleventh grade, he in twelfth. We went to different schools, but we spent half a day at a Vo-Tech school. After my core [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://takemenowhere.org/personal/story-beginning</link>
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		<title>The Kama Sutra</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Like most people I&#8217;ve talked to, I assumed The Kama Sutra was just some old Indian book with a bunch of pictures of people having sex in crazy positions. When I actually received my copy from EdenFantasys and looked inside, I was pleasantly proven very, very wrong. The book itself is covered in Japanese Silk [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://takemenowhere.org/reviews/kama-sutra</link>
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		<title>No False Advertising Here!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I received a box a couple of days ago and was dancing and screeching with excitement while I opened it. Inside, was my Orgasm in a Box (which much to my surprise, was in a bag) and the Julian&#8217;s Stud Ring from]]></description>
		<link>http://takemenowhere.org/reviews/no-false-advertising</link>
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		<title>Ten Tips for a Healthy, Happy Relationship</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not to say that we have the perfect relationship, or that we get along great all of the time, but I&#8217;ve thought of a list of things we do to keep our relationship happy and healthy and I thought you might find it interesting to read for yourselves. Don&#8217;t go to bed angry! This is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://takemenowhere.org/tips-tricks/ten-tips-healthy-happy-relationship</link>
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		<title>I Am Sliquid Smooth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not going to lie &#8211; I don&#8217;t shave during the winter. Yea, it&#8217;s gross, but I&#8217;ve got a fiancée who loves me whether or not I have hairy man legs. Now that the weather is getting nicer, it&#8217;s time again to start shaving. The first shave of the spring is always the hardest for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://takemenowhere.org/reviews/sliquid-smooth</link>
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