I recently received the Impulse Flexi Rabbit, very excited because it was the first rabbit I’ve ever owned and I’ve wanted one for years. I immediately opened it and put the batteries in to turn it on and check out the settings. It’s got seven different vibration settings, ranging from really soft to really different to pretty strong.

The first thing I noticed after playing with the settings is that it’s super girthy, which is awesome for someone like me who likes to feel… full? Also, the shaft of it flexes so you can hit all your most sensitive spots.

Upon reviewing it, I had a couple problems with it… The vibrations weren’t really strong enough for me, and the rabbit attachment is in an odd place or angled weird, because it didn’t hit my clit at all. I was really disappointed at that, seeing as that’s what I was most excited for. It would probably be better for someone with a lower clit, so the rabbit will actually do something for them. The vibration patterns that it has are pretty nice, though. Most of them aren’t strong enough, but the ones that come close are wonderful. :)

Cleaning it is a breeze, seeing as it’s waterproofed. Just rinse it good with soap and water and store it in a dry place.

Impulse flexi rabbit Rabbit vibrator by California Exotic Material: TPR (Thermoplastic Rubber) Safety: $50.99 Buy from EdenFantasys
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Everyone has one, right? Seeing as this is now a relationship blog, I should probably give you the details of our relationship…

Our story starts out in 2002, when I was in eleventh grade, he in twelfth. We went to different schools, but we spent half a day at a Vo-Tech school. After my core class was finished, I transferred into Computer Programming, where I was one of three girls and twenty-some-odd boys. I was already friends with a couple of them, and Jay quickly introduced himself after yelling “Whoa, another chick!”

We flirted a lot in class and exchanged screennames to flirt online as well. He asked me out on a date and I got permission to go so long as it was a double date. I asked my friends Kara and Phil to come with us.

November 28, 2002 was our first date. It was Black Friday, and I had to work at FYE in the mall until like, 5 or something. Kara met me when I got out, and we walked around until it was time for the boys to show up. Phil came shortly thereafter, but JJ was a no-show. We waited around for a good hour – I called his house and his mom said he had already left – it turns out he had to celebrate Kelsea‘s birthday and then his grandmother made him go shopping for a new coat. We all really thought he was going to stand me up, but thankfully he finally did show.

We went and bought tickets for the new James Bond movie that was coming out, and then walked around the mall until it was time to go see it. Kara’s mom started calling and texting her telling her it was time to go, so she had to leave half-way through the movie. That was kind of bogus. After the movie, Phil left and Jay and I were left on our own.

We went to Johnny D’s and talked for a couple of hours about everything and anything we could think of. I was still really shy, so he did most of the talking, but it was a lot of fun. I ended up getting picked up somewhere around 11 if memory serves me correctly, and we said our goodbyes til we went back to school.

I remember talking to him online for a while from my aunt’s house and we were hardcore flirting. He was trying to say that he wanted to kiss me, but I completely misunderstood and thought he was already trying to fuck me. After we got that straightened out, he tried really hard for a few days to do it, but I was so shy and scared I kept turning my head or walking away. I had never had a real date or a real kiss or a real boyfriend at that point… He finally got the balls to straight up grab my face and just do it, which was surprising and incredible all at once.

We dated on and off through 2004, but he was also dating other girls at the same time, which I later found out about. It was a really rocky period for us, but nothing like it turned out to be later…

Like most people I’ve talked to, I assumed The Kama Sutra was just some old Indian book with a bunch of pictures of people having sex in crazy positions. When I actually received my copy from EdenFantasys and looked inside, I was pleasantly proven very, very wrong. The book itself is covered in Japanese Silk with the title embossed in gold; it’s broken up into eight sections, and the positions are at the very end. This intrigued me; I had to look at what else was inside.

There are really only about 20 positions, most of which Hubby and I have done or still do a majority of the time, so from that perspective I was a bit disappointed, but the rest of the book dives deep into the essence of relationships, which was a surprise that totally made up for the lack of new positions for Hubby and I to try.

The rest of the Kama Sutra explains how to attract people, the principles of love, how to acquire a wife or husband, how to act like a wife, etc. There are several chapters in each section to explain how Vatsyayana intended, especially how the Kama (pleasure or sensual gratification) and Artha (wordly wealth) and Dharma (virtue or religious merit) tie into each.

It’s a very interesting read; I would recommend it to anyone open to a different religious view and wanting more of a spiritual bond with their partner, or anyone looking to better themselves as a partner.

$45.99Kama Sutra Book Book by Various Authors Buy from EdenFantasys

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

I received a box a couple of days ago and was dancing and screeching with excitement while I opened it. Inside, was my Orgasm in a Box (which much to my surprise, was in a bag) and the Julian’s Stud Ring from Babeland.

I took the ribbon off the OiaB and tied it around my head. I took the contents out and put them all together. Inside were four adorable little Babelube packets, a Silver Bullet, and a Bunny Tickler, along with two AA batteries.

I put the batteries into the remote part of the Silver Bullet and turned it as high as it would go and touched it to my nose. I know it sounds weird, but I’ve always heard it feels similar to how it would on your clit. I put the Bunny Tickler over it and did the same thing, and watched the bunny ears wiggling around. I was totally intrigued. I ran in and showed my mom.

I waited until today to use it, and I do have to say it’s the best vibrator I’ve had thus far. I’ve had a lot of problems trying to find vibrators with strong enough vibrations, but this one is perfect. Add the Bunny Tickler, and you won’t want to leave your bed for a month. I’m not even kidding.

I was all excited when Hubby came over to test out the toys together, but he wasn’t feeling up to it. I waited until he dropped me back off and, although I would’ve really liked to test it out together, it was well worth the wait and I had plenty of fun just by myself. Maybe we’ll get a chance to try it out along with the Julian’s Stud Ring so he can write the review for that!

As for my toys, they’re super easy to clean. The Bunny Tickler can just be run under hot water and washed with soap; the Silver Bullet should be washed with a soapy washcloth – not under water – because of the electrical cord to the remote.