When I first saw the Julian Stud Ring, I knew I had to try it. I’ve never used a cock ring before, and, seeing how I’m pretty girthy, I didn’t know what size to get. I decided that the Julian’s Stud Ring from Babeland was my best bet, seeing as it’s fully adjustable. When it came in the mail, I instantly had to try it out.

I had high hopes, incredibly high hopes, for the Stud Ring, thinking that it would be God’s gift to man. I mean, c’mon! Something that prolongs sex and just generally makes it better? You can’t ask for much more than that. Instead, I was actually really, really disappointed with it, in more ways than one: Trying to find a way to make it fit tightly enough but still be comfortable was virtually impossible, the ends of the string coming off were more of a pain in the ass than anything else, and when I finally got it to a semi-comfortable position, it made sex more painful than I’ve ever experienced before. And above all, I didn’t even get off.

I can see this being a good product for people that are into BDSM or if you’re interested in straight up not cumming. And I don’t know about you, but I really enjoy cumming. I really have to give this thing two thumbs down.