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Glorious is the First Word to Come to Mind

Posted by Ally on Jun 23, 2010 at 12:44 am
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I’ve only seen a couple episodes of Sex in the City, but one of the first ones I ever saw featured the Elastomer Rabbit Habit, and I was instantly intrigued. I was only 15 or 16 at the time, so there was no chance of getting one. Now, almost 10 years later, I’ve finally gotten my hands on one, thanks to Babeland, and it’s everything I ever dreamed and more.

Elastomer Rabbit Habit Image It’s girthy, which is really important to me. It’s got the beads that turn in the middle, which is absolutely fabulous. The rabbit is in the perfect spot for clitoral stimulation, which is wonderful. It’s got two different switches – One for the vibrator, and one for the rabbit. It’s absolutely perfect. It feels amazing. It’s really hard for me to get off, but this one did it for me. That’s definitely saying something.

I couldn’t have asked for a better vibrator. I wish I was more into masturbating so I could use it more, but I’m really not. Thank God Hubby likes to play with toys!

2 Responses to “Glorious is the First Word to Come to Mind”

  1. Comment by Holly — June 23, 2010 @ 12:48 am

    First of all, how can you NOT be into masturbating? I looove masturbating. Me and my vagina simply cannot get enough of each other. Second of all, I give you six months (less if you were into masturbating, but your not) until your beads stop moving and the battery compartment breaks. I’ve been through so many Rabbit Habits… yet it’s still such a favorite so I’ll probably go through a lot more.

  2. Comment by Ally — June 23, 2010 @ 8:20 pm

    I don’t really have very much of a sex drive anymore. I used to masturbate a lot, but over the past year or two I just lost interest… It’s too hard for me to get off, so I just don’t really bother anymore.

    Six months is fine with me – I’ve broken every other vibrator I’ve ever owned in less than two. :x

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