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No False Advertising Here!

Posted by Ally on May 19, 2010 at 10:34 pm
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I received a box a couple of days ago and was dancing and screeching with excitement while I opened it. Inside, was my Orgasm in a Box (which much to my surprise, was in a bag) :lol: and the Julian’s Stud Ring from Babeland.

I took the ribbon off the OiaB and tied it around my head. I took the contents out and put them all together. Inside were four adorable little Babelube packets, a Silver Bullet, and a Bunny Tickler, along with two AA batteries.

I put the batteries into the remote part of the Silver Bullet and turned it as high as it would go and touched it to my nose. I know it sounds weird, but I’ve always heard it feels similar to how it would on your clit. I put the Bunny Tickler over it and did the same thing, and watched the bunny ears wiggling around. I was totally intrigued. I ran in and showed my mom. :geek:

I waited until today to use it, and I do have to say it’s the best vibrator I’ve had thus far. I’ve had a lot of problems trying to find vibrators with strong enough vibrations, but this one is perfect. Add the Bunny Tickler, and you won’t want to leave your bed for a month. I’m not even kidding.

I was all excited when Hubby came over to test out the toys together, but he wasn’t feeling up to it. I waited until he dropped me back off and, although I would’ve really liked to test it out together, it was well worth the wait and I had plenty of fun just by myself. Maybe we’ll get a chance to try it out along with the Julian’s Stud Ring so he can write the review for that!

As for my toys, they’re super easy to clean. The Bunny Tickler can just be run under hot water and washed with soap; the Silver Bullet should be washed with a soapy washcloth – not under water – because of the electrical cord to the remote.

2 Responses to “No False Advertising Here!”

  1. Comment by how much should i weigh — June 15, 2010 @ 1:44 pm

    hey whats your myspace page.

  2. Comment by Ally — June 23, 2010 @ 12:07 am

    I don’t have a MySpace page.

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