Hello and welcome to Take Me Nowhere, a review blog catering specifically to sex toys! We are Ally and Jay. Ally is a 24-year-old web developer, writer, marijuana law reform activist, and blogger; Jay is a gamer and blogger. We're from New York. We are lucky enough to be connected with a few of the best online adult toy stores, and will always share our honest opinions about the toys we receive. Once a month, we will also hold a giveaway to share the fun with our readers. Learn More...

Site Policies

These policies are valid from March 25, 2008 and apply to all visitors and affiliates to this site.

Disclosure Policy

This blog is a personal blog written and edited by its owner, Ally McCoy. All opinions and views expressed belong solely to me, and do not represent my employer, clients, or affiliates in any way.

This blog accepts forms of cash advertising, sponsorship, paid insertions or other forms of compensation. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post may not always be identified as paid or sponsored content.

I am compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. Even though I receive compensation for posts or advertisements, I always give my honest opinions, findings, beliefs, or experiences on those topics or products. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely my own. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer, provider or party in question.

Take Me Nowhere does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.

Copyright Policy

All written textual content (articles, pages, etc) and digital media content (photos, videos, etc) are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License. Everything you repeat and say that has been previously said in this blog may be an infringement of copyright law, and may be used against you if not presented according to the license requirements.

Visitor Comments

Any view or opinion represented in the blog comments are personal and is accredited to the respective commenter/visitor to this blog. I reserves the right to moderate comment suitability in support of respecting racial, religious and political sensitivities, and in order to protect the rights of each commenter where available. Everything the commenter says in explicity or expressed in defamatory statements is bound to sedition laws from the commenter’s country of origin, and may be used against the said commenter.

Layout Design

All code (HTML, CSS, etc), scripts, and images/media used in the layout design itself on this site are copyright © 2008 – 2010 Ally McCoy, unless otherwise noted in the source or content. Any replication, modification, or copy of any part of this website design without the prior, written consent is strictly prohibited and is considered copyright infringement.

Privacy Policy

Take Me Nowhere respects your privacy. Any personal information you provide including and similar to your name, address, and e-mail address will not be released, sold, or rented to any entities or individuals outside of Take Me Nowhere.

Personal & Credit Card Details

Take Me Nowhere will never ask for Credit Card details and request that you do not enter it or any other type of sensitive personal information on any public forms on Take Me Nowhere.

External Sites

Take Me Nowhere is not responsible for the content of external internet sites. You are advised to read the privacy policy of external sites before disclosing any personal information.

Cookies

A “cookie” is a small data text file that is placed in your browser and allows Take Me Nowhere to recognize you each time you visit this site (customization, etc). Cookies themselves do not contain any personal information, and Take Me Nowhere does not use cookies to collect personal information. Cookies may also be used by 3rd party content providers such as news feeds.

Remember The Risks Whenever You Use The Internet

While I do my best to protect your personal information, I cannot guarantee the security of any information that you transmit to Take Me Nowhere and you are solely responsible for maintaining the secrecy of any passwords or other account information. In addition other Internet sites or services that may be accessible through Take Me Nowhere have separate data and privacy practices independent of Take Me Nowhere, and therefore I disclaim any responsibility or liability for their policies or actions. Please contact those vendors and others directly if you have any questions about their privacy policies.

Sources: WebDevTips, DisclosurePolicy, & Dannyfoo.

I reserve the right to change these policies at any time.