Hello and welcome to Take Me Nowhere, a review blog catering specifically to sex toys! We are Ally and Jay. Ally is a 24-year-old web developer, writer, marijuana law reform activist, and blogger; Jay is a gamer and blogger. We're from New York. We are lucky enough to be connected with a few of the best online adult toy stores, and will always share our honest opinions about the toys we receive. Once a month, we will also hold a giveaway to share the fun with our readers. Learn More...

The Kama Sutra

Posted on May 24, 2010 at 10:21 pm
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Like most people I’ve talked to, I assumed The Kama Sutra was just some old Indian book with a bunch of pictures of people having sex in crazy positions. When I actually received my copy from EdenFantasys and looked inside, I was pleasantly proven very, very wrong. The book itself is covered in Japanese Silk [...]

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I Am Sliquid Smooth

Posted on May 9, 2010 at 04:32 am
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I’m not going to lie – I don’t shave during the winter. Yea, it’s gross, but I’ve got a fiancĂ©e who loves me whether or not I have hairy man legs. Now that the weather is getting nicer, it’s time again to start shaving. The first shave of the spring is always the hardest for [...]

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WP Webhost: Hosting for WordPress Made Easy

Posted on Dec 15, 2008 at 03:18 am
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A couple of months ago, I received an email from Foress over at WP WebHost, offering an unbeatable hosting package. I have to admit, at first I thought it was a scam and I was extremely weary of switching. I exchanged several emails with him to make sure that it was legitimate before I made [...]

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