Hello and welcome to Take Me Nowhere, a review blog catering specifically to sex toys! We are Ally and Jay. Ally is a 24-year-old web developer, writer, marijuana law reform activist, and blogger; Jay is a gamer and blogger. We're from New York. We are lucky enough to be connected with a few of the best online adult toy stores, and will always share our honest opinions about the toys we receive. Once a month, we will also hold a giveaway to share the fun with our readers. Learn More...

Our Story: The Very Beginning

Posted by Ally on Jun 7, 2010 at 11:30 pm
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Everyone has one, right? Seeing as this is now a relationship blog, I should probably give you the details of our relationship… Our story starts out in 2002, when I was in eleventh grade, he in twelfth. We went to different schools, but we spent half a day at a Vo-Tech school. After my core [...]

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Ten Tips for a Healthy, Happy Relationship

Posted by Ally on May 18, 2010 at 12:10 am
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Not to say that we have the perfect relationship, or that we get along great all of the time, but I’ve thought of a list of things we do to keep our relationship happy and healthy and I thought you might find it interesting to read for yourselves. Don’t go to bed angry! This is [...]

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