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Close, but No Cigar

Jay — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 20:48:14 +0000

When I first saw the Julian Stud Ring, I knew I had to try it. I’ve never used a cock ring before, and, seeing how I’m pretty girthy, I didn’t know what size to get. I decided that the Julian’s Stud Ring from Babeland was my best bet, seeing as it’s fully adjustable. When it came in the mail, I instantly had to try it out.

I had high hopes, incredibly high hopes, for the Stud Ring, thinking that it would be God’s gift to man. I mean, c’mon! Something that prolongs sex and just generally makes it better? You can’t ask for much more than that. Instead, I was actually really, really disappointed with it, in more ways than one: Trying to find a way to make it fit tightly enough but still be comfortable was virtually impossible, the ends of the string coming off were more of a pain in the ass than anything else, and when I finally got it to a semi-comfortable position, it made sex more painful than I’ve ever experienced before. And above all, I didn’t even get off.

I can see this being a good product for people that are into BDSM or if you’re interested in straight up not cumming. And I don’t know about you, but I really enjoy cumming. I really have to give this thing two thumbs down.

Glorious is the First Word to Come to Mind

Ally — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 05:44:53 +0000

I’ve only seen a couple episodes of Sex in the City, but one of the first ones I ever saw featured the Elastomer Rabbit Habit, and I was instantly intrigued. I was only 15 or 16 at the time, so there was no chance of getting one. Now, almost 10 years later, I’ve finally gotten my hands on one, thanks to Babeland, and it’s everything I ever dreamed and more.

It’s girthy, which is really important to me. It’s got the beads that turn in the middle, which is absolutely fabulous. The rabbit is in the perfect spot for clitoral stimulation, which is wonderful. It’s got two different switches – One for the vibrator, and one for the rabbit. It’s absolutely perfect. It feels amazing. It’s really hard for me to get off, but this one did it for me. That’s definitely saying something.

I couldn’t have asked for a better vibrator. I wish I was more into masturbating so I could use it more, but I’m really not. Thank God Hubby likes to play with toys!

Impulse Flexi Rabbit: Intriguing, but Rather Dissapointing

Ally — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 05:28:27 +0000

I recently received the Impulse Flexi Rabbit, very excited because it was the first rabbit I’ve ever owned and I’ve wanted one for years. I immediately opened it and put the batteries in to turn it on and check out the settings. It’s got seven different vibration settings, ranging from really soft to really different to pretty strong.

The first thing I noticed after playing with the settings is that it’s super girthy, which is awesome for someone like me who likes to feel… full? Also, the shaft of it flexes so you can hit all your most sensitive spots.

Upon reviewing it, I had a couple problems with it… The vibrations weren’t really strong enough for me, and the rabbit attachment is in an odd place or angled weird, because it didn’t hit my clit at all. I was really disappointed at that, seeing as that’s what I was most excited for. It would probably be better for someone with a lower clit, so the rabbit will actually do something for them. The vibration patterns that it has are pretty nice, though. Most of them aren’t strong enough, but the ones that come close are wonderful. :)

Cleaning it is a breeze, seeing as it’s waterproofed. Just rinse it good with soap and water and store it in a dry place.

Impulse flexi rabbit Rabbit vibrator by California Exotic Material: TPR (Thermoplastic Rubber) Safety: $50.99 Buy from EdenFantasys
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This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

The Kama Sutra

Ally — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:21:02 +0000

Like most people I’ve talked to, I assumed The Kama Sutra was just some old Indian book with a bunch of pictures of people having sex in crazy positions. When I actually received my copy from EdenFantasys and looked inside, I was pleasantly proven very, very wrong. The book itself is covered in Japanese Silk with the title embossed in gold; it’s broken up into eight sections, and the positions are at the very end. This intrigued me; I had to look at what else was inside.

There are really only about 20 positions, most of which Hubby and I have done or still do a majority of the time, so from that perspective I was a bit disappointed, but the rest of the book dives deep into the essence of relationships, which was a surprise that totally made up for the lack of new positions for Hubby and I to try.

The rest of the Kama Sutra explains how to attract people, the principles of love, how to acquire a wife or husband, how to act like a wife, etc. There are several chapters in each section to explain how Vatsyayana intended, especially how the Kama (pleasure or sensual gratification) and Artha (wordly wealth) and Dharma (virtue or religious merit) tie into each.

It’s a very interesting read; I would recommend it to anyone open to a different religious view and wanting more of a spiritual bond with their partner, or anyone looking to better themselves as a partner.

$45.99Kama Sutra Book Book by Various Authors Buy from EdenFantasys
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

No False Advertising Here!

Ally — Thu, 20 May 2010 03:34:21 +0000

I received a box a couple of days ago and was dancing and screeching with excitement while I opened it. Inside, was my Orgasm in a Box (which much to my surprise, was in a bag) and the Julian’s Stud Ring from Babeland.

I took the ribbon off the OiaB and tied it around my head. I took the contents out and put them all together. Inside were four adorable little Babelube packets, a Silver Bullet, and a Bunny Tickler, along with two AA batteries.

I put the batteries into the remote part of the Silver Bullet and turned it as high as it would go and touched it to my nose. I know it sounds weird, but I’ve always heard it feels similar to how it would on your clit. I put the Bunny Tickler over it and did the same thing, and watched the bunny ears wiggling around. I was totally intrigued. I ran in and showed my mom.

I waited until today to use it, and I do have to say it’s the best vibrator I’ve had thus far. I’ve had a lot of problems trying to find vibrators with strong enough vibrations, but this one is perfect. Add the Bunny Tickler, and you won’t want to leave your bed for a month. I’m not even kidding.

I was all excited when Hubby came over to test out the toys together, but he wasn’t feeling up to it. I waited until he dropped me back off and, although I would’ve really liked to test it out together, it was well worth the wait and I had plenty of fun just by myself. Maybe we’ll get a chance to try it out along with the Julian’s Stud Ring so he can write the review for that!

As for my toys, they’re super easy to clean. The Bunny Tickler can just be run under hot water and washed with soap; the Silver Bullet should be washed with a soapy washcloth – not under water – because of the electrical cord to the remote.

WP Webhost: Hosting for WordPress Made Easy

Ally — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:18:55 +0000

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