Hello and welcome to Take Me Nowhere, a review blog catering specifically to sex toys! We are Ally and Jay. Ally is a 24-year-old web developer, writer, marijuana law reform activist, and blogger; Jay is a gamer and blogger. We're from New York. We are lucky enough to be connected with a few of the best online adult toy stores, and will always share our honest opinions about the toys we receive. Once a month, we will also hold a giveaway to share the fun with our readers. Learn More...

Impulse Flexi Rabbit: Intriguing, but Rather Dissapointing

Posted by Ally on Jun 23, 2010 at 12:28 am
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I recently received the Impulse Flexi Rabbit, very excited because it was the first rabbit I’ve ever owned and I’ve wanted one for years. I immediately opened it and put the batteries in to turn it on and check out the settings. It’s got seven different vibration settings, ranging from really soft to really different [...]

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The Kama Sutra

Posted by Ally on May 24, 2010 at 10:21 pm
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Like most people I’ve talked to, I assumed The Kama Sutra was just some old Indian book with a bunch of pictures of people having sex in crazy positions. When I actually received my copy from EdenFantasys and looked inside, I was pleasantly proven very, very wrong. The book itself is covered in Japanese Silk [...]

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No False Advertising Here!

Posted by Ally on May 19, 2010 at 10:34 pm
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I received a box a couple of days ago and was dancing and screeching with excitement while I opened it. Inside, was my Orgasm in a Box (which much to my surprise, was in a bag) and the Julian’s Stud Ring from

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WP Webhost: Hosting for WordPress Made Easy

Posted by Ally on Dec 15, 2008 at 03:18 am
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A couple of months ago, I received an email from Foress over at WP WebHost, offering an unbeatable hosting package. I have to admit, at first I thought it was a scam and I was extremely weary of switching. I exchanged several emails with him to make sure that it was legitimate before I made [...]

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